ℋᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴ
●▬▬▬▬๑♛๑▬▬▬▬●
you know when you pray for a A on a test?
when you didn’t study for that math test and
you’re praying on the very night before and
on the morning of to god so he can just let you
pass? at that moment, you’re praying for certainty.
lambda hears the prayers of failing school children,
workers facing unemployment, prayers of sports fans
with their teams at the finals, people with deathwishes,
hopes for others to disappear and never be seen again,
and, yes,.. even for your otp to become canon.
they ring like bells in her mind and, the more frequent,
the louder they are. she can hear over 209892350749937+
voices of prayer for certainty in every universe she travels to.
she grants these wishes with whimsy and joy, or depending
how aggravating you are, she’ll grant it just to shut you up.
sometimes if you just aggravate her too much she’ll grant
the very opposite.