if you think lambdadelta wouldn’t just set up a rly professional office and gather up clusters of fragments and start plucking up random individuals from their everyday lives and just go
"why do you think you’re worthy to be my friend?“
and they don’t respond they’re just so confused and so dazed and confused like "WHO ARE YOU” and she would just be offended because that isn’t the attitude she’s looking for “excuse you, rude mortal. no, goodbye.” and be responsible for millions needing therapy for a good portion of their life then you, are so very wrong