░▒▓█ ⊰ Absolute ⊱ ;
❛V~O~Y~A~G~E~R ! I’m not in
your feeble level of existence
where I’m threatened by some
dumb weapon mister.❜

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░▒▓█ ⊰ Absolute ⊱ ;
❛The undead are sooooo behind
the times ! Werewolves too !
The people want angels & demons,
not bony old corpses !❜

░▒▓█ ⊰ Absolute ⊱ ;
nggh !!
Hold on! Does everyone have a buttler now?
Oh god, is this a new fad?!!

░▒▓█ ⊰ Absolute ⊱ ;
❛Humph! I should have expected as much.
Blondes are almost always stuuuupid!❜

░▒▓█ ⊰ Absolute ⊱ ;
❛Those heels with that shade of red?❜
ew. don’t touch her.